Dumb taxpayer-funded legal bloggers pen a 36-page manual outlining all the things Alternative für Deutschland should definitely absolutely not be allowed to do if they ever come to power
On Warsplaining, or: How prevailing political assumptions have encouraged a bizarre discourse on human conflict that often studiously ignores what these conflicts are actually about
"Everything for G******": On the speech trial of Björn Höcke, whom German prosecutors accuse of speaking 3 forbidden words in 2021 & repeating 2 of them in 2023. He faces up to 3 years in prison.
BREAKING: In the newest threat to German democracy, an AfD politician will debate his views on television tonight at 8:15 pm. Pundits are uncertain whether the Federal Republic will survive.
Arch-Covidian Christina Berndt admits that press discussion of vaccines has been too one-sided, school closures ill-advised, but insists Germany should've locked down even harder
German domestic intelligence chief defends his efforts to police the "thought & speech patterns" of citizens, outlines the novel offence of "systematic delegitimisation of state conduct"
